The Top 10 Ways to Ruin the First Day of 5th Grade By Ken Derby

This book documents the antics of a 5th Grade boy named Anthony Madison (also known as Tony Baloney and TB) as he tries to find his way onto The Late Show with David Letterman. His attempts include “stupid human tricks”, “stupid pet tricks”, and a run-in with a biker gang in New York City. If you want to find out how much trouble TB gets into with his teacher, Mr. Gore (Gorilla) and his principal Mrs. Hernandez (the Terminator) as he and his two best friends Anna and Mo try to get on the Letterman show, pick up this non-stop adventure story.